Amanda (Loopy)
CDC
> Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go
> shopping.
>
> Dear Mrs. Murry, Our store is considering banning your family from
> ever
> shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a
> list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance
> cameras.
> MEMO Re: Complaints 15 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his
> spouse is shopping:
>
> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly
> put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
>
> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
> 5-minute intervals.
>
> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
> tampons section.
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
> "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
> 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's
> on lay-by.
>
> 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
> area.
>
> 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
> shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
> department.
>
> 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to
> cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
> mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
>
> 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked
> theclerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
>
> 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
> the "Mission Impossible" theme.
>
> 12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look"
> using different size funnels.
>
> 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse
> through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
> 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he
> assumes the foetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices
> again!!!
>
> And; last, but not least!
>
> 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
> while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
> shopping.
>
> Dear Mrs. Murry, Our store is considering banning your family from
> ever
> shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a
> list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance
> cameras.
> MEMO Re: Complaints 15 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his
> spouse is shopping:
>
> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly
> put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
>
> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
> 5-minute intervals.
>
> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
> tampons section.
>
> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
> "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
> 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's
> on lay-by.
>
> 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
> area.
>
> 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
> shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
> department.
>
> 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to
> cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
> mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
>
> 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked
> theclerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
>
> 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
> the "Mission Impossible" theme.
>
> 12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look"
> using different size funnels.
>
> 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse
> through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
> 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he
> assumes the foetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices
> again!!!
>
> And; last, but not least!
>
> 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
> while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
LMAO @ # 11 and # 13!
