Men in Shops!

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  1. Amanda (Loopy)

    Amanda (Loopy) CDC

    Cambridge Diet
    > Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go
    > shopping.

    > Dear Mrs. Murry, Our store is considering banning your family from
    > ever
    > shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a
    > list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance
    > cameras.
    > MEMO Re: Complaints 15 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his
    > spouse is shopping:
    > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly
    > put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
    > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
    > 5-minute intervals.
    > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
    > tampons section.
    > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
    > "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
    > 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's
    > on lay-by.
    > 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
    > area.
    > 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
    > shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
    > department.
    > 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to
    > cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    > 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
    > mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
    > 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked
    > theclerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
    > 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
    > the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    > 12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look"
    > using different size funnels.
    > 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse
    > through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    > 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he
    > assumes the foetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices
    > again!!!
    > And; last, but not least!
    > 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
    > while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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  3. mrs tweedy

    mrs tweedy Regular Member

    :D LMAO @ # 11 and # 13!
  4. mustdoit

    mustdoit susan

    v good xx
  5. AmandaJayne

    AmandaJayne Trainee Maintainer

    Wot a laff Amanda!

    After the day I've had at work today, I needed that!
  6. sonkie

    sonkie Gold Member

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    ha ha hee hee pmsl that is soooooo funny.
  7. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Actually crying with laughter - those were classic!! :D
  8. Karen1972

    Karen1972 Gold Member

    Ha ha that's brill - No 3 made me laugh out loud!!
  9. dietingqueen

    dietingqueen Gold Member

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    weight Watchers now but did LL/CD
    That's well wicked....

    I have to say i'm pretty dense and at first i thought this was your OH.....:eek:

  10. Brad0053

    Brad0053 Silver Member

    Crikey Amanda, has it really got to the point when I bloke can not enjoy himself while out shopping (or in other words carrying her bags) with his wife.
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