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S: 20st3lb C: 16st2.2lb G: 10st10lb BMI: 37.6 Loss: 4st0.8lb(20.07%)
Question marks

1. If Asda are lowering the prices every day, then how come nothing in the store is free yet?
2. Isn't it a bit unnerving that what doctors do is called "practice"!
3. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
4. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
5. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
6. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
7. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
8. If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
9. Why do they say new and improved? It can't be new if it was improved can it?
10. If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights?
11. If nobodys perfect I must be nobody.
12. How did a fool and his money get together?
13. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
14. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
15. Whoever said sun brings happiness never danced in the rain
16. I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
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G: 11st0lb
love it made me giggle thanks x


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S: 16st0lb C: 16st0lb G: 8st8lb BMI: 41 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
Lol first time iv laughed at somthing funny lol:d

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