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perfect comeback for an insult!


Big, busty and Blowsy!
There was I, walking along, when I had to pass by 5 men eating their lunch on a bench. One says loudly, "Cor I wouldn't fancy bouncing on her", pointing at me.
Quick as a flash I turn round, look him in the eyes and say "With your face, mate, you wouldn't get the chance!"
I walked proudly away, glad that for once I had the perfect comeback, instead of thinking of it 10mins later!
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Full Member
ha ha ha ha brilliant!! PSML xx


Silver Member
Love it (your comeback not what that t**t said!)


He deserved to be put in his place after what he said and I bet he won't be making such comments about anyone else in such a hurry!
LOL! Well done, I usually think of a great comeback 10 mins later as well! I am sure his mates had a good laugh at his expense!
I hope he went scarlet and his mates laughed at him. Great comeback and well done you for being so quickwitted and not letting it get you down!


soon to be skinny minnie
Well done!!!!! good on you, i only usually think of things 10 mins later too x

Mrs V

Loves Life!
He he!! Well done you for such clever thinking!
Men like him dont deserve a partner!
thats brilliant! Bet that shut the evil man up! :p

a good comeback is 'i can lose the weight but what can you do about your ugly mug?!'
Slap it up him the cheeky git!


Silver Member
Well done you. I just go red and go home and make myself miserable for days over comments like that. I wish I was witty and quick!