perfect comeback for an insult!

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  1. rosinakathleen

    rosinakathleen Big, busty and Blowsy!

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    There was I, walking along, when I had to pass by 5 men eating their lunch on a bench. One says loudly, "Cor I wouldn't fancy bouncing on her", pointing at me.
    Quick as a flash I turn round, look him in the eyes and say "With your face, mate, you wouldn't get the chance!"
    I walked proudly away, glad that for once I had the perfect comeback, instead of thinking of it 10mins later!
     
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  3. jaylou

    jaylou Gold Member

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    You go girl!!!

    That takes confidence, what a fantastic retort!!! Well done you!!!
     
  4. suepat10

    suepat10 I am one of the 63336

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    Ooooo, well done you!
     
  5. HellieCopter

    HellieCopter Gold Member

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    LOL! Nicely done!
     
  6. Melsy

    Melsy Full Member

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    ha ha ha ha brilliant!! PSML xx
     
  7. RM07

    RM07 Silver Member

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    Love it (your comeback not what that t**t said!)

    :clap:

    He deserved to be put in his place after what he said and I bet he won't be making such comments about anyone else in such a hurry!
     
  8. StephCracknell

    StephCracknell Silver Member

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    LOL! Well done, I usually think of a great comeback 10 mins later as well! I am sure his mates had a good laugh at his expense!
     
  9. StaceyUK

    StaceyUK Gold Member

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    I hope he went scarlet and his mates laughed at him. Great comeback and well done you for being so quickwitted and not letting it get you down!
     
  10. bettylollypop

    bettylollypop soon to be skinny minnie

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    Well done!!!!! good on you, i only usually think of things 10 mins later too x
     
  11. cocktailprincess

    cocktailprincess Still rockin' it

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    Aren't people horrible and unthinking?

    I am so glad you gave him some back- good for you
    x
     
  12. Mrs V

    Mrs V Loves Life!

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    He he!! Well done you for such clever thinking!
    Men like him dont deserve a partner!
     
  13. margaretmc

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    Hi THAT WAS A FANTASTIC COME BACK GOOD ON YOU . HE WAS A BRAINLESS SOD . GOOD LUCK AND TAKE CARE HUN .
    MARGARET XX
     
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    Good for you - i'm never that quick off the mark :)
     
  15. Claire1981

    Claire1981 Is so very nearly there!

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    Muhahahahahahahahahaha! Fab! x
     
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    thats brilliant! Bet that shut the evil man up! :p

    a good comeback is 'i can lose the weight but what can you do about your ugly mug?!'
     
  17. weemo

    weemo Trying again!!!

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    Well done you! I always think of the things I should have said hours later!
     
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    HAHAHAHAHA love it!
    Slap it up him the cheeky git!
    x
     
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    Well done you. I just go red and go home and make myself miserable for days over comments like that. I wish I was witty and quick!
     
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