love you Woofy
Im hot..... Snuggle me Im cold.
Tired.... I`ll get the nap mat out.
back hurts....Will call a man with warm hands
need a wee and cant be arsed..... Will order 2 nappies.
got loads to do at home and work.... Will open a draw for you to shove it all in.
ex has just rung me blaming me for his car not having an mot!!! TIT!.... T**t
im not gonna lose 4lbs this week......WOOP WOOP!!!