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  1. Gill-cdthing

    Gill-cdthing Gone, but who cares huh

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    This was put on my myspace and its funny as heck

    its a rewrite of gloria gaynors i will survive



    At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

    But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I
    grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you
    are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a
    French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic
    dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!



    Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only
    joking when we say size don't count??!!



    [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have
    batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
    saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


    [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have
    batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
     
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  3. KittyB

    KittyB Gold Member

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    haha thats given me a giggle :)
    Kitty x
     
  4. Roch

    Roch Minimins gal x

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    Thats wicked am going to send that to my best friend xx
     
  5. MadamDotty

    MadamDotty Back again!

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    Well of course I'm going to read a thread entitled "slightly rude". Glad I did, that's really funny, will share that with my friends this morning. :D
     
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