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slightly rude

Gill-cdthing

Gone, but who cares huh
#1
This was put on my myspace and its funny as heck

its a rewrite of gloria gaynors i will survive



At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I
grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you
are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a
French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic
dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!



Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only
joking when we say size don't count??!!



[Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have
batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


[Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have
batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
 
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#4
Well of course I'm going to read a thread entitled "slightly rude". Glad I did, that's really funny, will share that with my friends this morning. :D
 


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