Such a bad joke....

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  1. icemoose

    icemoose The Diet Guy

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    a bloke gets a job at a zoo and he has to work a days trial first so the zoo keeper says right im gonna get you to do a few jobs for me and depending how they go , you might get the job permenentlyfirst job cleaning out the aquarium so the bloke starts cleaning away when all of a sudden this huge fish bites his arm and wont let go so he whacks hit with his brush , till its dead he thinks what shall i do with this then so he chucks it in the lion enclosure job 2 he is asked to clean out the monkey cages so he is brushing away when a huge chimp starts punching biting and kicking him so he whacks it with the brush and kills it in one hit again he chucks the body in the lion enclosure job 3 he is in the insect house cleaning away when a swarm of bees escapes and attacks him and he swats them all with his brush so he sweeps them onto his shoveland throws them into the lions denmeanwhile a new lion arrives and as she walks into the den shes says to big male lion ello mate whats the food like here?and the male lion replys noramlly its poor but today we got fish chimps and mushy bees !!
     
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    But did he get the job
     
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    Brilliant!
     
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    Brilliant!
     
  7. Delli

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    awful....but funny!
     
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    lol thats brilliant! x
     
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    Russiandoll Carpe diem

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    Groannnnnnnn :D
     
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