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The Dieter's Prayer


Cambridge Diet Counsellor
Came across this today as I was sorting out some stuff on my machine and it certainly made me smile so wanted to share it with you...:)


Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall
Into the clutches of cholesterol.

At polyunsaturates, I’ll never mutter
For the road to hell is paved with butter.

And cake is cursed and cream is awful
And Satan is hiding in every waffle.

Beelzebub is a chocolate drop
And Lucifer is a lollipop.

Teach me the evils of hollandaise,
Of pasta and gobs of mayonnaise.

And crisp fried chicken from the South—
Lord, if you love me, SHUT my mouth!
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