The Dieter's Prayer

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  1. Diva

    Diva Cambridge Diet Counsellor

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    Came across this today as I was sorting out some stuff on my machine and it certainly made me smile so wanted to share it with you...:)

    DIETER’S PRAYER


    Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall
    Into the clutches of cholesterol.

    At polyunsaturates, I’ll never mutter
    For the road to hell is paved with butter.

    And cake is cursed and cream is awful
    And Satan is hiding in every waffle.

    Beelzebub is a chocolate drop
    And Lucifer is a lollipop.

    Teach me the evils of hollandaise,
    Of pasta and gobs of mayonnaise.

    And crisp fried chicken from the South—
    Lord, if you love me, SHUT my mouth!
     
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    Teehee. Love it :D

    I so need to say this prayer tonight!
     
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