This just takes a minute & will make you laugh

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  1. rubyberrie

    rubyberrie Working My Way to Thin!

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    This just takes a minute and will make you laugh.

    We all need a little stress-reliever! and this only takes a minute.

    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
    break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than
    not

    Here is your dose of humour...

    Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    So:-

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = sn ickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle


    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pan ts
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny


    And remember that children laugh on average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day


    Please post your new names and lets all have a laugh!!

    [​IMG]

    from Snooty Dippinsquirt

     
    Last edited: 1 March 2007
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  3. sonkie

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    mine is Sloopy Farkletush
     
  4. rubyberrie

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    LOL - your's is funnier than mine
     
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    Doompah Chickenhump!!:silly:

    Nice one Ruby!
     
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    hiya Snooty Dippinsquirt and Sloopy Farkletush hope all is well lots of love dorfus chickendunkinxxxxxxx:)
     
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    :D:D:D:D:D:D Goober Gizzardsprinkle :D:D:D:D:D:D

    love it. I'm changing my name by deed poll!
     
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    LMAO - I am loving these names - keem 'em coming

    [​IMG]
     
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    lmao....lol......soooooo funny
     
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    Im Goober Pottychunks!
     
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    Dorfus Pottysprinkles!!:D :D
     
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    I'm Boobie Gizzardlips!!!

    Not sure I like it much!!! sounds a bit yeuch!!
     
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    Sloopy Pottynose... im not sure if i love it or hate it .. maybe i should give it a go for a while eh? haha
     
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    Crusty Chickenchunks - sounds like KFC or McDonalds !! LMTO
     
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    Sloopy Dippinface :D
     
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