Well it made me chuckle.............

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  1. susan70

    susan70 Gold Member

    Four friends who hadn't seen each other in thirty years
    are reunited at a party.
    after several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
    those who remained talked about their kids.

    the first guy said, 'my son is my pride and joy. he got
    a good catholic education and then started working at a successful
    company at the bottom of the barrel. he studied economics and business
    administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's
    the president of the company. he became so rich that he gave his best
    friend a top of the line mercedes for his birthday.'

    the second guy said, 'darn, that's terrific! my son is my pride and joy.
    he also got a good catholic education and he started working for a big
    airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.
    eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of
    its assets. he's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his

    the third man said: 'well, that's terrific! my son attended a good
    catholic school, studied in the best universities and became engineer. then
    he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. he
    also gave away something very nice and
    expensive to his best friend for his
    birthday: a 30,000 square foot mansion.'

    the three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from
    the restroom and asked: 'what are all the congratulations for?'

    one of the three said: 'we were talking about the pride we feel for
    the successes of our sons. ...what about your son?'

    the fourth man replied: 'my son went to a state school, is gay and makes
    a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.
    the three friends said: 'what a shame.....what a disappointment.'
    the fourth man replied: 'no, i'm not ashamed. he's my son and i love him.
    and he hasn't done too bad either. his birthday was two weeks ago, and he
    received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top
    of the line mercedes from his three boyfriends.'

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    thats a good one lol!
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    LOL!! :D
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    rofpmsl! thats brilliant! I'm gonna pinch it for another board hehe
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    f ing hilarious love it gonna email it everyone!
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    Loved it, LOL.
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    Ive seen it a few times, but crack up everytime i see it!
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