What have you lost? Check here! Very funny!

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  1. annaphylactic

    annaphylactic Guess who's back...?

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    Although I'd love to claim responsibility for thinking this up, it was actually on the Lipotrim forum, posted by a CDC I think....

    Anyway - enjoy!! x :D

    How much have you lost?

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony
     
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  3. lynnwilliams

    lynnwilliams Silver Member

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    Haha love that!
    You can add 28kg radiator, if you can convert that into pounds..lol coz thats how much my husband has lost..lol
     
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    SweetySuperstar Full Member

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    woop woop :happy036: 1 more lb and I've lost 'an average human leg' !!!

    Now I can't wait to get to 60lbs and have lost 'an elephant's penis' :silly::giggle::silly:
     
  5. roundrachel

    roundrachel Silver Member

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    wow, if there was a two year old riding a newborn giraffe that's almost exactly what I've lost. Scary!!
     
  6. SweetySuperstar

    SweetySuperstar Full Member

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    I've got just over:

    to lose in total... :eek::eek::eek:
     
  7. bekimo

    bekimo Fighting Demons....

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    Hahaha! I've lost a mid sized microwave!

    B x
     
  8. MandyLupton

    MandyLupton Gold Member

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    I've lost the amount of pizza eaten by an american in one year.
     
  9. dietingqueen

    dietingqueen Gold Member

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    lol i've lost a gold brick.... classy ehhh!!! :) x
     
  10. catznolan

    catznolan nearly there!! :)

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    ive lost a microwave and a rack of baby back ribs hahahahhahaha
     
  11. pete10141748

    pete10141748 Postaholic

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    I've lost a Bald Eagle and a rack of baby back ribs.

    Potentially, a tasty combination :p
     
  12. MandyLupton

    MandyLupton Gold Member

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    Just to update. I've lost an average 2 year old.:D
     
  13. annaphylactic

    annaphylactic Guess who's back...?

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    Three bald eagles and a guinea pig.... aiming for another bald eagle at WI tomorow - i'll repopulate the fledgling species!!! ;o) Night all x
     
  14. MandyLupton

    MandyLupton Gold Member

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    Anna, good luck for tomorrow with your other bald eagle lol!!!!
     
  15. SerenityValley

    SerenityValley Surgically happy.

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    As you may or may not know, I keep rats as pets. Mostly gDoes and they average around 350g. Bucks average around 500g.

    So, I have so far lost 227.25 Does or 151.5 Bucks.

    :lol:
     
  16. Annie68

    Annie68 Silver Member

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    Just lurking from the SW forum. Mind if I borrow this to post on the SW forum?

    It gave me a good giggle.
     
  17. annaphylactic

    annaphylactic Guess who's back...?

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    Go for it! I stole it from somewhere else too... a Lipotrim thread I think... I accept no kudos for it - enjoy! x
     
  18. annaphylactic

    annaphylactic Guess who's back...?

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    Imagine holding a piece of rope with a car tyre attached to it, and an average two year old sat in the tyre... THAT'S WHAT I'VE LOST!! Yey!! Hahaha. xx
     
  19. MandyLupton

    MandyLupton Gold Member

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    I've upgraded to a mid-sized microwave........wooohooo!!
     
  20. SerenityValley

    SerenityValley Surgically happy.

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    I'm currently half way in between these:

    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf

    Newborn calf in a week or so! (I'd normally have eaten it!).
     
  21. Blonde Logic

    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    hahaha I have lost a baby giraffe :eek: and a human brain. (hopefully not mine - though...could explain a few things!!) :D
     
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