What have you lost? Check here! Very funny!

annaphylactic

Guess who's back...?
Although I'd love to claim responsibility for thinking this up, it was actually on the Lipotrim forum, posted by a CDC I think....

Anyway - enjoy!! x :D

How much have you lost?

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
 
Haha love that!
You can add 28kg radiator, if you can convert that into pounds..lol coz thats how much my husband has lost..lol
 
woop woop :happy036: 1 more lb and I've lost 'an average human leg' !!!

Now I can't wait to get to 60lbs and have lost 'an elephant's penis' :silly::giggle::silly:
 
wow, if there was a two year old riding a newborn giraffe that's almost exactly what I've lost. Scary!!
 
ive lost a microwave and a rack of baby back ribs hahahahhahaha
 
Three bald eagles and a guinea pig.... aiming for another bald eagle at WI tomorow - i'll repopulate the fledgling species!!! ;o) Night all x
 
As you may or may not know, I keep rats as pets. Mostly gDoes and they average around 350g. Bucks average around 500g.

So, I have so far lost 227.25 Does or 151.5 Bucks.

:lol:
 
Just lurking from the SW forum. Mind if I borrow this to post on the SW forum?

It gave me a good giggle.
 
Imagine holding a piece of rope with a car tyre attached to it, and an average two year old sat in the tyre... THAT'S WHAT I'VE LOST!! Yey!! Hahaha. xx
 
I'm currently half way in between these:

80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf

Newborn calf in a week or so! (I'd normally have eaten it!).
 
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