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Women's Dictionary!

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WOMEN'S DICTIONARY:
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> 40-ish.............................................49
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> Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
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> Athletic......................................No tits
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> Average looking..................................Ugly
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> Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
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> Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
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> Emotionally Secure......................On medication
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> Feminist..........................................Fat
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> Free spirit....................................Junkie
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> Friendship first..........................Former slut
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> Fun..........................................Annoying
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> New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
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> Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
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> Open-minded.................................Desperate
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> Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
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> Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
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> Professional....................................*****
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> Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
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> Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
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> Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
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> WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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> 1. Yes = No
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> 2. No = Yes
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> 3. Maybe = No
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> 4. We need = I want..
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> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
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> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
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> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
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> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
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> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
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> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all
> you ever think about?
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> MEN'S ENGLISH:
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> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
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> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
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> 3. I am tired = I am tired
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> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
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> 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
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> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
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> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
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> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
> 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
> 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
 
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