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Women's Dictionary!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Mini, 20 December 2006 Social URL.

  1. Mini

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    WOMEN'S DICTIONARY:
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    >
    > 40-ish.............................................49
    >
    > Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
    >
    > Athletic......................................No tits
    >
    > Average looking..................................Ugly
    >
    > Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
    >
    > Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
    >
    > Emotionally Secure......................On medication
    >
    > Feminist..........................................Fat
    >
    > Free spirit....................................Junkie
    >
    > Friendship first..........................Former slut
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    > Fun..........................................Annoying
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    > New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
    >
    > Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
    >
    > Open-minded.................................Desperate
    >
    > Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
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    > Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
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    > Professional....................................*****
    >
    > Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
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    > Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
    >
    > Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
    >
    >
    >
    > WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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    >
    >
    > 1. Yes = No
    >
    > 2. No = Yes
    >
    > 3. Maybe = No
    >
    > 4. We need = I want..
    >
    > 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    >
    > 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
    >
    > 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
    >
    > 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
    >
    > 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    >
    > 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all
    > you ever think about?
    >
    >
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    > MEN'S ENGLISH:
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    >
    >
    > 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    >
    > 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    >
    > 3. I am tired = I am tired
    >
    > 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    >
    > 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
    >
    > 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    >
    > 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    > 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    > 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    > 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
    >
    > 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
     
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