Ouch, hate that! I got new doors put in downstairs a couple of years ago, and to this day I still catch myself on the handles. They're much higher and more "scroll-like" than the plain ones I had, and I forget about them, and usually end up banging my arms or side off them. You'd think I'd be used to them by now!
So far have gotten the kitchen, sitting room and hall cleaned, all hoovered, polished and floors washed, and also lit the fire, as there were briquettes on my hearth and they look dirty so I just used them haha
Awww I can imagine you ordering that poor old woman to move haha, I'd say your Mum and Gran were absolutely mortified. I know I do be when Fia says something random but completely horrible. She's very into her swears at the minute. She fell out of bed here one night last week and OH went up to put her back in. Next morning she was telling me about falling out of bed, and told me her Daddy called her a silly b1tchy... really he called her a silly billy lol