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  1. Hazykay

    Hazykay Silver Member

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    HEALTH - QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION:

    Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life is this true?
    A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.



    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
    A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain . Bottoms up!



    Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise programme?
    A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good !


    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
    A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING !!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

    Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
    A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.


    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
    A: Are you crazy? HELLO!!! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!


    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


    Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
    A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!


    And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - wine in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOW what a ride!'


    REMEMBER : 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

     
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    Annie68 Silver Member

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    Excellent! That confirmed a lot of my theories LOL
     
  4. Hazykay

    Hazykay Silver Member

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    I think that's why I've ended up the shape I am!!!!!

    At least I'm now trying to do something about it :D
     
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    Love it!!!!!!!! x
     
  6. Hazykay

    Hazykay Silver Member

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    I'm glad it brought a smile to your face :)
     
  7. need2shrink

    need2shrink Full Member

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    haha why ami even on a diet!?!?! hhmmm!!
     
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