A Friday laugh

[Susiewoosie]

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR ... ​

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinkingabout trading it in for a newer model. I've
got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ....
But that's not the worst of it. ​

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially
hard to see things up close. ​

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the
best of weather. ​

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. ​

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed,
my fuel rate burns inefficiently. ​

But here's the worst of it -- ​

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires​

 

[SpaceAngel]

Made me chuckle this morning :thankyou:

 

[Mrs V]

Ha ha...copied it and emailed to a few friends!! Thank you!!!

 

[Treats]

:8855::8855::8855: I have no idea what is means!!

 

[willkat]

:8855::8855::8855:Love it!!

 

[Claire1981]

H aha ha brill and treats - you are mental
x

 

[Susiewoosie]

:8855::8855::8855: I have no idea what is means!!

Treats you're shameless!!!!!!!!

 

[ikkle87]

Brilliant hun. xx

 

[Treats]

:8855::8855::8855: Hey the dents and scratches are nothing I can deal with those being a therapist... but the rest pfft what are they :8855::8855:

 

[victoria sponge]

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR ... ​

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinkingabout trading it in for a newer model. I've
got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ....
But that's not the worst of it. ​

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially
hard to see things up close. ​

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the
best of weather. ​

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. ​

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed,
my fuel rate burns inefficiently. ​

But here's the worst of it -- ​

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....

either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires​

i love it susie made me chuckle so thanx v much for that