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A poem for girls...

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Amanda (Loopy), 6 October 2006 Social URL.

  1. Amanda (Loopy)

    Amanda (Loopy) CDC

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    A poem for girls...

    I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.

    And I can justify any shopping spree.

    Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.

    I can get a massage without a hard-on.

    I can balance the checkbook,

    I can pump my own gas.

    Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

    My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.

    At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

    I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

    And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

    I never forget an important date.

    You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

    I don't watch movies with lots of gore.

    Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

    I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.

    And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a *****.

    Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

    In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

    Flowers are okay,

    But jewelry's best.

    Look at me you idiot...

    Not at my chest????

    I don't have a problem,

    With Expressing my feelings.

    I know when you're lying,

    You look at the ceiling.

    DON'T call me a GIRL ,

    a BABE or a CHICK .

    I am a WOMAN.

    Get it?, you DICK!?! ​
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  3. KD

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    That's excellent Amanda. So true :D
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