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A Saturday evening chuckle....

Donnie46

Slow but sure....
S: 22st0lb C: 19st7lb G: 10st0lb BMI: 55.1 Loss: 2st7lb(11.36%)
#1
A man walked into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asked him what had happened. “Well, it’s like this,” explained the man, “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

“Well, we went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end.

Sure enough, when I lifted its tail, there was my wife’s golf ball.”

“And?” pried the doctor.

“Well, that’s when I made my mistake. I lifted the cow’s tail and yelled to the wife,

‘This one here looks like yours’.”!!!!!!!! :giggle:
 
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furrystomper

BATMAN & ROBIN FOREVER
S: 16st12lb C: 16st5lb G: 13st7lb BMI: 44.7 Loss: 0st7lb(2.97%)
#4
lmao very funny hun :D
 


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