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A sausage story

#1
Being a good wife lol I was busy putting hubbys food stuff in the fridge;) When a sausage leaped off the shelf and tried to get into my mouth:eatdrink051:I don't even like sausages:yuk:
Firmly I had to tell it to get back under its blanket of cling film and to stay there, and also to never try to get into my mouth again :nono: I'm sure it will behave for today, but tmrw is another story:eek:

Temptation is everywhere all the time
 
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#2
itiszsnig said:
Being a good wife lol I was busy putting hubbys food stuff in the fridge;) When a sausage leaped off the shelf and tried to get into my mouth:eatdrink051:I don't even like sausages:yuk:
Firmly I had to tell it to get back under its blanket of cling film and to stay there, and also to never try to get into my mouth again :nono: I'm sure it will behave for today, but tmrw is another story:eek:

Temptation is everywhere all the time
Tricky little swines those sausages!
 
#8
haha isn't it funny how these things happen, i was just telling off a very rude piece of cake for doing this exact same thing! I tried to tell this story (of the missing cake) to my boyf but for some reason he just didn't believe me :-0
 


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