A sausage story

[itiszsnig]

Being a good wife lol I was busy putting hubbys food stuff in the fridge When a sausage leaped off the shelf and tried to get into my mouthI don't even like sausages:yuk:
Firmly I had to tell it to get back under its blanket of cling film and to stay there, and also to never try to get into my mouth again :nono: I'm sure it will behave for today, but tmrw is another story

Temptation is everywhere all the time

 

[*lil*]

Being a good wife lol I was busy putting hubbys food stuff in the fridge When a sausage leaped off the shelf and tried to get into my mouthI don't even like sausages:yuk:
Firmly I had to tell it to get back under its blanket of cling film and to stay there, and also to never try to get into my mouth again :nono: I'm sure it will behave for today, but tmrw is another story

Temptation is everywhere all the time

Tricky little swines those sausages!

 

[rubyangel]

that is v.funny!

 

[laurzaz]

What a naughty sausage! I'm starting tomorrow and hope that no sneaky meat will make its way into my mouth!

 

[laurzaz]

OMG just realised how dirty that sounds...

 

[weeblewobble89]

hahaha i love this story!!! xx

 

[rachy1986]

What a naughty sausage! I'm starting tomorrow and hope that no sneaky meat will make its way into my mouth!

Funny!Made me laugh x

 

[zzjanliz]

haha isn't it funny how these things happen, i was just telling off a very rude piece of cake for doing this exact same thing! I tried to tell this story (of the missing cake) to my boyf but for some reason he just didn't believe me :-0