Abi's weightloss diary - post jaw surgery

[Jim]

Hey abz, want some food porn., we are all going uptown tomorrow, haf yearly bash. It's at a place called red peppers in the mailbox in Birmingham.

Here's the menu.

MENU

 

[abz]

wow jim. i like the sound of that. food porn isn't quite as alluring now that i'm eating again, but mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

abz xx

 

[Jim]

I'm lightly salivating here at the prospect abz, I can't quite decide what to have.

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Ooooohhhh!!!
It'd be the Baby Chicken or the Tuna or the Lamb Shanks for me I think!! Have you decided yet Jim?

 

[abz]

well. i feel like a big fat heffer. i've put on about a stone. A STONE since i was ill. A STONE. and i am never going to get that off in just over three weeks. i want to cry. i just caught sight of the size 16s i was venturing for and feel like i will never reach now.

i'm sick of being such a huge fat cow. don't know what to do with myself. just trying not to give into carb cravings!!

abz xx

 

[abz]

oh. and by the way. people that tell you you will lose loads of weight due to stress coming up to your wedding? well it's absolute *****. i have plenty of stress and no weightloss whatsoever. so don't listen!!

abz xx

 

[Minz]

:wavey: Don't worry - you'll get back on track. x

 

[abz]

well i'm not being carried over the threshhold that's for sure. am gutted about that. i always wanted to be...

not feeling great at the moment.

and i can't believe that michael jackson is dead... he was only 50. i keep expecting it to be a publicity stunt!!

abz xx

 

[Jim]

Oh abz, I feel for you I really do love. are you going back on strict CD love?

Linz, I think the mackerel pate and the lamb shank for me.

 

[abz]

no jim. i think it's a bit late for that. getting ill when i did really didn't help things. i couldn't follow any kind of strict diet then as they didn't know what was making me so tired. and i couldn't really move about much. i didn't eat particularly well, although i could have been worse, but i am going to a hen night tonight and tomorrow night, a leaving bbq for a friend tomorrow lunchtime then sunday is a day of rest. then my hen night is next saturday night. cd isn't really an option. i do, however, need to do something.

even taz's yoghurt diet is turning into a possibility. i feel like poop...

 

[Jim]

That's some itinerary abz, I'm pretty good at maintaining but that would gain me at least a stone love.

 

[abz]

yes, well. if i gain another one on top of the one i've already got jim i will be more than unimpressed. i'm just going to have to take it easy over the weekend... hopefully there will be insane amounts of dancing tomorrow night. i can't drink much because tomorrow morning we need to buy ourselves a honeymoon.

now would be a good time for this miraculous stress weightloss. i'm sure as hell feeling the stress!!

 

[Jim]

I bet you are love, go and lose yourself in some coding.

 

[susan70]

ABIGAIL you are a beautiful intelligent woman so stop all this silly talk, you are going to be a beautiful bride and have the time of your life, so you may be a little heavier than you would like BUT you have the love of a great man and your whole life infront of you.

Stop stressing and puting pressure on yourself and just enjoy the build up to your perfect day hunni.xxxx

 

[abz]

ha. a woman in the office thought i'd lost more!! just wish thomas could carry me. i'm marrying a chap with arm muscles and he can't pick me up. i'm going to end up in a fireman's lift!! i am gutted about that...

abz xx

 

[Jim]

WTG Susan, that's telling her isn't it love.

and I bet Tomas loves every inch of her as well.

 

[abz]

well there's a lot of inches to love jim

i'm sorry. i'm so chirpy most of the time every now and again i hit the ground with a big fat bump.

 

[Jim]

You know abz, I bet he is perfectly happy with you as you are you know.

 

[susan70]

You know abz, I bet he is perfectly happy with you as you are you know.

I think hes more than happy Jim

 

[Jim]

LOL, yes I bet Susan.