Yay, a thread that shows me i'm not the only one, just read some of the posts out to hubby and feel quite reassured that i'm not going mad!!!
I have a thing about noisy eaters, i always have done, even when i was small i can't bear being able to hear other people eat it actually makes me angry and i have to remove myself from the situation if possible. Hubster slurps soup, bashes cutlery against his teeth, eats crisps with his mouth open and i've actually stopped buying ice cream as he can't eat it properly. He puts a load of ice cream on his spoon, puts it in his mouth then takes it out again. I swear to God i could beat him to death with the nearest object to hand when he does that. He also licks his knife and once licked the plate after dinner and i nearly smashed the plate over his head. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY do i have such a volatile reaction to food noises?? OMG, it's making me angry even typing about it. I have a certain obsession with a sports star but i would lose all of that if i ever saw him eat with his mouth open, it would put me off for life. I think i've got a screw loose, whoop whoop!!!