cramp?

[ditzeeblonde]

You two crack me up!!

 

[fortyandfat]

i just spoke to mummmm and she said your grounded for a week. nuh nuh nuh nuh :553: yeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa
>>>>>>>>>> starts running >>>>>

 

[cherl889]

Yeah well i snogged your boyfriend last week

 

[ditzeeblonde]

After 2 kids all this laughing is not good for my pelvic floor ladies!!!!

 

[cherl889]

:8855:Just think of the ab's your using to laugh though.

 

[fortyandfat]

Yeah well i snogged your boyfriend last week

LMAO, he was diagnosed with herpies. i dumped him 2 weeks a go
good luck with that lololololololololol

 

[fortyandfat]

After 2 kids all this laughing is not good for my pelvic floor ladies!!!!

i have had 5 kids. whats a pelvic floor and where have you hidden the rest of my tena lady lolol

 

[cherl889]

MMMMMMMUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM. Tell her, shes being really nasty. No i didnt tell her about that, ok, ok.............I dropped red wine down your fav top...and your car, well ive just kicked the headlight. Herpes, he got them from you 1st you scabby cow. ner ner ner ner ner.

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Tena lady... was nearly tempted the other day!!

5 kids.. pelvic floor... no wonder your walking around on yr hands misses!!

 

[cherl889]

Tena lady... was nearly tempted the other day!!

5 kids.. pelvic floor... no wonder your walking around on yr hands misses!!

My pelvic floor is fine and im pissing myself laughting. Thats a good one hun

 

[fortyandfat]

i havnt and never have had herpies, i dumped him then i found out he got them! you can have him. no doubt u already know what a small dick he has!
oh and btw, are your teeth nice and clean. i know the toilet is. was my turn to clean and i needed a small hard brush to get up the rim. your toothbrush did just the trick

 

[cherl889]

I hate you.....slams door in your face

 

[fortyandfat]

Tena lady... was nearly tempted the other day!!

5 kids.. pelvic floor... no wonder your walking around on yr hands misses!!

lmao, >>>>> seriously running to the shop for tena lady lol

 

[fortyandfat]

I hate you.....slams door in your face

awwwww sis, u know you love me. want one of my kidney's?????

 

[cherl889]

Why will i need one..........Love ya babes

 

[fortyandfat]

Why will i need one..........Love ya babes

just wondered if u wanted a kidney as have one in the fridge and its zero carbs lololol
love you too little sis

 

[Jim]

oh and kidney is 1.1 carb's incidentally.

 

[neilsbird09]

:8855:You two are completely barking!

 

[cherl889]

..

 

[fortyandfat]

oh and kidney is 1.1 carb's incidentally.

ewwwww yuk. cant stand offal. thats 1.1 carb i'm going without