I do poo at work, lol, but I work in a hospital and only at the weekends, so I can normally find a loo and sit there for quite a while in peace and quiet. If someone comes in, I'm as quiet as a mouse, and I die of embarrassment if one just plops out as they open the door to come in!!!! I am full of wind as well, lol, although a bit less since SW, but only managing to poo twice a week at the moment, bloody nightmare!