Fridays Joke,

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  1. onlyme!

    onlyme! is a naughty girl...

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    So I use to do jokes on a Friday when I was here before, so here we go. I apologise now, they are normally rude ;) please don't read if easily offended!

    A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
    'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.


    xxx
     
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    roflmao!!!!! well my butt's not big, it's actually flat... appreciated the joke though!!
     
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    hahahahaha good 1
     
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    I just spat my coffee all over my desk!! Thats hilarious!
     
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    thats really funny!
    thanks for that...
    we should have one a day not just on fridays!
     
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    :8855:

    That was really funny - I totally agree with a joke of the day too - I'm just not funny enough to say one though
     
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    love it ! we defo need a laugh whilst on this diet as some days are so sad . Thanks for that hun x
     
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    loves it!
     
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