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Fridays Joke,

onlyme!

is a naughty girl...
#1
So I use to do jokes on a Friday when I was here before, so here we go. I apologise now, they are normally rude ;) please don't read if easily offended!

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.


xxx
 
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#2
roflmao!!!!! well my butt's not big, it's actually flat... appreciated the joke though!!
 
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#3
hahahahaha good 1
 

Kes

Gold Member
S: 232lb C: 179.8lb G: 140lb BMI: 30.9 Loss: 52.2lb(22.5%)
#5
thats really funny!
thanks for that...
we should have one a day not just on fridays!
 

stokegal

Silver Member
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#6
:8855:

That was really funny - I totally agree with a joke of the day too - I'm just not funny enough to say one though
 

rose1987

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#7
love it ! we defo need a laugh whilst on this diet as some days are so sad . Thanks for that hun x
 
#8
loves it!
 


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