funny - just to cheer you up

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  1. oxoxallyoxox

    oxoxallyoxox Full Member

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    (((RING))))
    **Pick Up**
    "Hello?"
    "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
    "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "
    After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
    Uncle Paul."
    "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
    Brief Pause
    "Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
    "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy"
    "And what happened honey?" he asked
    "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
    "Oh no!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
    "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
    it.He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
    ***Long Pause***
    ***Longer Pause**
    Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??.....Is this 486-5731?
     
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    fattothin Gold Member

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    Oh dear:D:D:D:D very good! x
     
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    Brilliant!
     
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    Kitteh Resident geek

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    LOLLOLLOL.. thats awesome..!

    x x
     
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    :rotflmao::rotflmao: hysterical, thanks just what I needed!
     
  7. TracyJ

    TracyJ Gold Member

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    hAHAHAHAHA x
     
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    nice 1
     
  9. Bea

    Bea Back on the wagon!

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    Great one! Love it...
     
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    Ha Ha, laughed my arse off - thanks! x
     
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