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honk if you were 100% today

#2
*HONK*

Day 11 now and I've not slipped at all. :) Perhaps I should add a "so far" to that though!
 
#3
Honk!
had a bit of a slip though, day 9 for me too
 
#4
What do you mean by honk ?

Break wind???
Maggie-lowering the tone ;-)
 
#5
Ha ha ha Maggie, speaking of which there is a bit of that on this diet, strange but never had the same problem on LL
 

justgina

taking it 1 day at a time
#6
Honking with you...
 
#7
What do you mean by honk ?

Break wind???
Maggie-lowering the tone ;-)
Oh Maggie , Maggie, this is a respectable thread. I had hoped for serious honkers only, surely you can post on one of the many other bodily function, fluid, fluctuation, fascinated threads. This is a hardcore finely tuned extreme abstinence pro thread.

Sorry for that little low point on the thread ladies, I hope it hasn't spoiled your honkjoyment maybe we can get a moderator to delete it or something.

Back to the honking !!!!!
 
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#9
you're going to get a moderator to delete my post because I posted a funny?

you are a strange one TT

but
Noted
 
#10
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#11
Calm down Mrs B, I suspect someone's tongue was quite firmly lodged in their cheek around these parts just recently.......;)

Hey! Now there's an idea for a new diet lol, forget Atkins, sign up for Yambabe's Tongue In Cheek diet, bit of superglue and you'll never get that bit of cake past.........:D
 
#12
I dunno Yams
Hope you're right

TT's humour seems all, well a little "off" (at someone else's expense)

I guess we are used to someone calling a you know what, a you know what
 
#13
Nearly as far "off" as yours usually is, even? :p

Least it ain't Jengagate here - yet lol ;)
 
#14
I could do with a nice bite of Jenga at the mo to keep me warm Yams ;D
 
#17
I dunno Yams
Hope you're right

TT's humour seems all, well a little "off" (at someone else's expense)

I guess we are used to someone calling a you know what, a you know what
Helooo,

I was joking !

Sorry, will reply to posts about breaking wind with utmost seriousness from now on.

Still hoping to have fun on here one day,
TT
 
#19
I really want to honk today, I could do with releasing some wind!

I only ate the choco, as as much as i brush my teeth/spray my gob, there's a prevailing taste of poop in my mouth :'(

DAMN YOU STINKY KETO-BREATH!
 
#20
Tell you what Blorpy, seeing as I have my peestix (there we go on the bodily functions again!) I am seriously thinking about trying some no-sugar chewing gum to see if it knocks me out of ketosis.

If it does well fine it shouldn't take long to sort that out again, if not then at least one stick a day might be sneaking into my diet.

At the moment I'm just cleaning my teeth lots!
 


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