madhousemum
Silver Member
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
45. (it helps to be rich)
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. Oh, did we mention, be very rich?
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME,
A MAN MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect
little for himself
52. give her lots of time, especially time
for herself
53. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
45. (it helps to be rich)
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. Oh, did we mention, be very rich?
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME,
A MAN MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect
little for himself
52. give her lots of time, especially time
for herself
53. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
