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I have a Stalker.....

#1
He's a station cleaner and he is doing my head in, constantly coming into the room, asking questions, being matey, following me around, you get the drift.....

Anyway, he surpassed himself this morning. I was just changing the battery on my station walkie talkie when he comes into the room, stands a hares breadth away from me and says "I put a packet of toilet paper on the shelf in the toilet this morning and now its on the floor - why's that?"

I am flabbergasted!! I havent got x-ray specs, and it certainly wasnt me that did it. He seems to think I am the only person to use the loo!!

I politely told him (trying not to laugh at the same time) that contractors use it as well as staff, maybe it was one of them? He has disappeared for a good while now (not that I am complaining).

On a positive note, he comes in without fail everyday with a sainsburys bag full of fruit, asking me to please take a bit of fruit because its good for you. I have politely declined because the only good thing for me is him getting out of my face, lol!!
 
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#2
aw the poor thing!!!!he must be really into his job,,asking questions about loo roll,,i had to laugh:D
 
#3
Ive got rid of him now, we had Inspectors down to the station which means my wedged open door needed to be closed... Unfortunately, he doesnt know how to buzz on the door to be let in, and he seems to have stopped talking to me since then :)
 


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