JACK AND JILL GET MARRIED....

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  1. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    Jack and Jill Get Married...



    Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.....

    He said "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'

    "So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.'

    "I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'

    "Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

    "Hmmm, "said Jack. He thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Jack took off his pants and said to Jill, "Here try these on."

    So she did and said, "These are too large, they don't fit me."

    Jack said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

    Then Jill took off her pants and handed them to Jack and said, "Here, you try on mine."

    So he did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

    Jill said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."

     
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    metrognome is getting better at it

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    he he i liked that
     
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    hahaha that is hillarious!! just laughed out loud in the office and am now getting weird looks!
     
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    Mrs V Loves Life!

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    Hahahaha....excellent!!!

    Its my anniversary today..think I'll share this with Hubby!!! :)
     
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    Brilliant - just laughed out loud and got a funny look from one of the dogs.
     
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    judimac Mad old Bat with Attitude

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    Great! That's cheered me up after a c**p day at work
     
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    That's what I aim to do Judi. X
     
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    Laddiesboy I ♥ Slimming World :)

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    I don't see what's so funny ;)
     
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