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Just for a laugh

Doirin

Positivity is the key
#1
Just when you may be feeling a bit fed up:
I remember the comedianne Jo Brand once saying "Inside every fat woman there is a thin woman trying to get out.......and I wish she'd f**k off as she's eating all my food"
I am carrying around the equivalent of another whole person - I wonder how I'll feel when I finally get rid of her?
Doirin
 
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#2
Absolutely fantastic i would say!! My best friend went on my Wii the other night and weighed 7 1/2 stone, firstly i could have killed her the skinny bint lol but secondly i thought..god, im going to lose a whole Gemma!! how crazy is that!!
 
#3
Hey Diorin, you keep that sense of humour going, as it gives us all a lift on here! I love fat jokes, even tho I've been fat most of my life, I can still see the funny side and usually get in with the self-derogatory jokes before anyone else does! I wish you every success and promise you, if you stick to LT, really, really stick to it...all the hunger pangs and cravings will go away....
 

JanD

maintaining since June'09
#4
The version of that joke I heard was that inside me there is a thin woman screaming to get out - I usually shut the b***ch up with chocolate.

And another Jo Brand gem .... "I'm anorexic you know ..... well, isn't that when you look in the mirror and think you're fat?"
 

Doirin

Positivity is the key
#5
Love those two JanD. Jo Brand certainly is the queen of the personal joke, she say's it about herself first - must admit a bit like supaslimma I will always get the pun in first - a case of don't let the ******* get you down.
Doirin
 


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