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Ladies. Smearing, scraping and feelies

KD

Gone fishing
#1
Okay I admit it. I've been pretty hopeless keeping up with the cervical smears. Sort of 14 years late:eek:

Does that put my doctor off? Does it heck as loike (as we say down here)

Oh no. I get a letter saying

We would like to feel your breasts on Monday 14th May at 10:20am. Something like that anyway.

Not satisfied with between my legs...they are aiming higher.

Why does it have to be such intimate bits :( Why don't they want to look at my leg, or big toe.

Come to think of it, why not my heart. I reckon that's kind of important. With a family history of heart disease, I would put it higher on the priority list. Or even my brain. That's kind of important to me anyway and it's failing fast.:eek:

In fact, the results of my January gallstone scan must be nearly due mustn't they? Would have been interested in that.

But no. Sod my brain, heart or gallbladder. They just aren't so essential to my health as my other bits and pieces.

Maybe they could have said "we are offering to feel your breasts...in case they haven't been felt recently. Would you like to make an appointment?" Oh no. The appointment has already been made:(

I have to telephone the office if
a) I do not wish to attend (teehee...mind readers)
b) if it's inconvenient. (always:rolleyes:)
c) if I can't manage steps (not all at once:eek:)
d) If I have had a breast xray with the last six months (gallbladder scan...will that do)
e) If I am currently under the care of a breast secialist (that'll be DH;))
f) If I have breast implants. How quick can I get them done? Before 14th May?

I can picture it now

 
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sonkie

Gold Member
G: 12st0lb
#3
We would like to feel your breasts on Monday 14th May at 10:20am. Something like that anyway.

Rofl.......!

Not satisfied with between my legs...they are aiming higher.

Why does it have to be such intimate bits :( Why don't they want to look at my leg, or big toe.

:rotflmao:

Come to think of it, why not my heart. I reckon that's kind of important. With a family history of heart disease, I would put it higher on the priority list. Or even my brain. That's kind of important to me anyway and it's failing fast.:eek:

In fact, the results of my January gallstone scan must be nearly due mustn't they? Would have been interested in that.

But no. Sod my brain, heart or gallbladder. They just aren't so essential to my health as my other bits and pieces.

Maybe they could have said "we are offering to feel your breasts...in case they haven't been felt recently. Would you like to make an appointment?" Oh no. The appointment has already been made:(

I have to telephone the office if
a) I do not wish to attend (teehee...mind readers)
b) if it's inconvenient. (always:rolleyes:)
c) if I can't manage steps (not all at once:eek:)
d) If I have had a breast xray with the last six months (gallbladder scan...will that do)
e) If I am currently under the care of a breast secialist (that'll be DH;))
f) If I have breast implants. How quick can I get them done? Before 14th May?

I can picture it now

Omg you are sooooo funny.
 

Bluepaws

Full Member
#4
:giggle::rotflmao::giggle: :rotflmao::giggle::rotflmao:

LOL! That's made my day!!!!! :) (though probably not yours unfortunately):p

However, stop thinking of excuses and let them feel your lovely boobies!
;)
 

KD

Gone fishing
#7
I know I should get it all seen to, but it's so depressing isn't it. Do I explain the lose skin before removing my clothes, or do I just watch their faces and explain later?

Last time someone felt my breasts (who wasn't my DH), was a doctor in the hospital. I had an inverted nipple. He grabbed it, squeezed it, examined it closely, and asked all the junior doctors to 'look carefully', before returning it to me and covering me with a sheet (as if that made it all okay):eek:

Wouldn't have minded if it wasn't for the fact that I was in hosp for a op on my brain:rolleyes:
 

ANNTEXT

Full Member
#8
sorry to say but you just made me laugh! -- oh i do hope things get better for you! x
 
#9
God i love you KD
 

jane

Opinionated
#10
Brilliant funny/serious post.

sorry ..did you say you were in hosp for an op on your brain?

Golly that doesn't sound v funny...or much fun
 
#11
Aww bless ya. Go on KD, let them have a feel of your goreous slim boobies :D ;)
 

KD

Gone fishing
#12
I cannot believe that photobucket banned my piccie:eek::eek:

OMG. I'm posting porn:eek::eek:
 

debz32

Gold Member
#13
I cannot believe that photobucket banned my piccie:eek::eek:

OMG. I'm posting porn:eek::eek:

LOL - you are so funny KD !!

love your posts.....always cheer me up !

love

Debz
xx
 


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