I`m the WINNER today, if anyone argues then i will be forced to punish them :massmoon:
I did Maggie
Did you now, can i watch next time
Did you now, can i watch next time
Oooh! Double entendre! Okay, I'll join in!
Not only can you watch next time, but you can join in!......................for a small fee.
Ive never paid for it my life i`m not a Giggalo, ( But for a small fee??)what am i on about, ive been married 17 years i`ve been paying through the nose for it
and probably worth every penny
You should start to appreciate Mrs G Allan, otherwise she'll make you pay even more! We women know all the tricks y'know!
It`s her Birthday next week, i have got her Tickets for Status Quo, a days Pampering at the De vere Hotel, ( Massage manicure, pedicure, sauna, Facial etc..) and a new Rabbit, called Thruster
Rabbit called Thruster - shouldn't that be Thumper as in Bambi?!
Why should she need thruster when you are supposed to be "THE MAN"
There is always telephone sex.......you should try that!
ALLAN IS THE OVERALL WINNER................................................!!!!