I`m the WINNER today, if anyone argues then i will be forced to punish them :massmoon:
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Did you now, can i watch next time
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Did you now, can i watch next time
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Oooh! Double entendre! Okay, I'll join in!
Not only can you watch next time, but you can join in!......................for a small fee.
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Ive never paid for it my life i`m not a Giggalo, ( But for a small fee??)what am i on about, ive been married 17 years i`ve been paying through the nose for it
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and probably worth every penny![]()
You should start to appreciate Mrs G Allan, otherwise she'll make you pay even more! We women know all the tricks y'know!![]()
It`s her Birthday next week, i have got her Tickets for Status Quo, a days Pampering at the De vere Hotel, ( Massage manicure, pedicure, sauna, Facial etc..) and a new Rabbit, called Thruster
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Rabbit called Thruster - shouldn't that be Thumper as in Bambi?!![]()
Why should she need thruster when you are supposed to be "THE MAN"
There is always telephone sex.......you should try that!
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ALLAN IS THE OVERALL WINNER................................................!!!!