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:D i enjoyed Life on Mars, i have both series on DVD, but i only watch the real cop shows, and not them crappy American ones either :rolleyes:
 
The best American cop show was Starskey and Hutch - used to love that! :D:D I don't get to watch any tv, I'm usually stuck between Chris and the ex arguing over their programmes! :rolleyes::mad: Chris likes Top Gear (I do too) Buzzcocks and Kerrang and the ex watches all those Discovery progs about archaeology and Egypt. :rolleyes::mad:
 
:D Anyway, we are side tracking from the main aim, I am the winner, and you wont take my crown from me :D
 
Mrs Depp said:
Seen it. Pinched it. It's mine! :p:p
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:D I`m arresting you for theft, you do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you dont not mentioned when questioned something which you may later rely on in court, anything you do say may be used in evidence, blah Blah blah, the crown is mine all mine :D
 
Allan G said:
:D I`m arresting you for theft, you do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you dont not mentioned when questioned something which you may later rely on in court, anything you do say may be used in evidence, blah Blah blah, the crown is mine all mine :D
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Haha! A technicality! You can't arrest me - you made a mistake in your speech lol! :p:p:D Therefore, the crown is still mine 'cos I pinched it ages ago! You'll never find my special hidey place so give up and I may think about letting you be my slave instead! :D
 
:D Your confession is as good as a conviction, so you have dropped yourself in it, and whilst your inside i will claim the crown as proceeds of crime and it will be well looked after :D
 
Hmm proceeds of crime? So that means you'll be wanting to take home MY crown? Isn't that stealing? Doesn't that make you a..........dare I say it...........bent copper? :eek::eek:;)

What if I change my statement? I didn't pinch it - I found it. It was just sitting there on the ground and I picked it up! :D
 
:D New Police powers, proceeds of crime, any asset gained through crime reverts to the Crown, the real one not the one have got on here, which is mine aanyway :D
 
Allan G said:
:D New Police powers, proceeds of crime, any asset gained through crime reverts to the Crown, the real one not the one have got on here, which is yours aanyway :D
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So you can't take it then - the Crown is the Queen/Government? Not the local bobbies who just happen to want to take it home?:D:D
 
sonban said:
Good morning I am back and given up trying to beat Allan so i am letting have the real crown , i hereby admit defeat to a superior male, Allan wins, the end full stop:p:p:p
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:D Cheers Sonia, i told you that you cant keep a good man down :p
 
Mrs Depp said:
Morning Sonia and Allan! :D

The crown is now in my posession - do not try to take it from me or I will be forced to lose my temper and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! :D:D
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:D Why do you turn all green and rip off your clothes and turn into the incredible SULK, ( Why did his trousers never come off???) :D
The Crown is mine and will remain mine far all enternity :p
 
Allan G said:
:D Why do you turn all green and rip off your clothes and turn into the incredible SULK, ( Why did his trousers never come off???) :D
The Crown is yours and will remain yours far all enternity Mistress Carol. :p
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Thank you Allan.

The incredible SULK? Nah, I'm capable of more than that! ;);):D
 
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