Hedgemag
Cambridge Diet Counsellor
Oh dear dear me another person with delusions of grandure, the is hedgemags and always will be hedgemags
Oh dear dear me another person with delusions of grandure, the is hedgemags and always will be hedgemags
Time I took the crown away...
CAROL I can relate to the experience of soap in the mouth. When I was 5 years old I asked my father what F*** meant as I had seen it scrawled on the wall outside the football stadium I had to pass every day to go to school. When I did, I received an almighty wack across my backside with his slipper and to this day - some half century later I still cant bring myself to utter the word. Madam wasnt my name then or now but I have become the Queen over this thread and as you are a lovely lady - I would like YOU to be my chief lady-in-waiting.
Aww thanks to lose, BUT as I am Queen of the thread it would be a bit of a demotion for me to accept your kind offer of employment. I must therefore graciously decline but would like to offer YOU the post of MY second lady-in-waiting (Maggie is my chief l-i-w )
allan ur nearly at 5,000 posts :O :O
oh dear 9hours ago u had the crown not any more
i am still here protecting my throne from you lot
Thought you had something you were supposed to be getting on with....
You know i am multi skilled, i can use my hands and tongue at the same time ( Double entendre or what)
multiskilled? so you say.... I wouldnt know how to comment (and not give the wrong impression anyway!)
I'll be round to inspect your work on friday you know!
(put kettle on! - if there is a worktop to put it on... not sure how 'extensive' your redecorating is going to be )
while ye 2 are busy. I will mind the thread and crown no worries on that score. [/quote
Dont worry i will be about all day, not going anywhere, and in true builers fashion i need at least 10 brew stops in between working