Hedgemag
Cambridge Diet Counsellor
Oh dear dear me another person with delusions of grandure, the
is hedgemags and always will be hedgemags
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Oh dear dear me another person with delusions of grandure, the
is hedgemags and always will be hedgemags
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Time I took the crown away...
CAROL I can relate to the experience of soap in the mouth. When I was 5 years old I asked my father what F*** meant as I had seen it scrawled on the wall outside the football stadium I had to pass every day to go to school. When I did, I received an almighty wack across my backside with his slipper and to this day - some half century later I still cant bring myself to utter the word. Madam wasnt my name then or now but I have become the Queen over this thread and as you are a lovely lady - I would like YOU to be my chief lady-in-waiting.
Aww thanks to lose, BUT as I am Queen of the thread it would be a bit of a demotion for me to accept your kind offer of employment.I must therefore graciously decline but would like to offer YOU the post of MY second lady-in-waiting (Maggie is my chief l-i-w
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allan ur nearly at 5,000 posts :O :O
oh dear 9hours ago u had the crown not any more![]()
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i am still here protecting my throne from you lot
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Thought you had something you were supposed to be getting on with....![]()
You know i am multi skilled, i can use my hands and tongue at the same time
( Double entendre or what)
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multiskilled? so you say.... I wouldnt know how to comment(and not give the wrong impression anyway!)
I'll be round to inspect your work on friday you know!
(put kettle on! - if there is a worktop to put it on... not sure how 'extensive' your redecorating is going to be)
while ye 2 are busy. I will mind the thread and crown no worries on that score.[/quote
Dont worry i will be about all day, not going anywhere, and in true builers fashion i need at least 10 brew stops in between working
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