Ooh I forgot the knotted hankie on the head!! Hope you used a clean one!
3 years younger than me? That's funny, you look a lot older than me!
Cheeky mare, i was just about to ask you if you had a hard paperound as a girl?? your as young as you feel, but then again when was the last time you had a feel?? i bet you have forgotten what to do 
No, I didn't need to do one, mummy and daddy were rich!
your as young as you feel, but then again when was the last time you had a feel?? i bet you have forgotten what to do
OOOH Get you!! Where did you get that from? 'The ***** book of Put Downs?'
I use to work with an old queen, funny he works at asda as well
One of my managers is a bit like that, maybe it's him? What was your boyfriend's name?
i wont bend for a friend, his name is major and he used to go out with one of the bay city rollers
LMAO @ Becky! Nah we're not fighting! We're circling each other ready to pounce aren't we Allan?
i dont think Mrs g would like you pounce on me
***** fight ***** fight, come on mrs d u can win
I can grab him around the knees and have him pinned down before he even noticed me!
'Course I can Becky, shortness equals speed hun!
at 6ft1 with a long reach i would be amazed if you got anywhere near me, i could just hold you at arms length till you ran out of steam
You'd have to reach way way down low to even have a chance of holding me away - 4ft and a fag butt and all that lol!
your going to tell me that nice things come in small packages next,
Ye two are mad look why dont ye just meet up and be done with it, plus allan u can show carol ur small package
Im off to bed now night night loooooosers
I win again
But to be fair, I am one of the nice small ones! Ye two are mad look why dont ye just meet up and be done with it, plus allan u can show carol ur small package
Becky! I'm not interested in small packages of that variety! Size means everything (if you're talking about what I think you're talking about!
Im off to bed now night night loooooosers
