Last Person To Post Wins

[wants2bnormal]

pah! the king! who you trying to kid

 

[Allan G]

pah! the king! who you trying to kid

Nobody, i am the king, and you can either be thrown in the dungeons, or join my hareem with becky, carol, maggie, debs, and a few others

 

[wants2bnormal]

hmmmmmmm does the dungeons have en suite, tv and a mini bar?

 

[Allan G]

hmmmmmmm does the dungeons have en suite, tv and a mini bar?

No just chains whips and other items of torture/ pleasure

 

[wants2bnormal]

lol decisions decisions, as much as the chains whips and torture sounds good there still isn't an ensuite and i dont do place without an ensuite shower or loo! lol

 

[Allan G]

lol decisions decisions, as much as the chains whips and torture sounds good there still isn't an ensuite and i dont do place without an ensuite shower or loo! lol

Well my palace has all of them, and is nice and warm, but the servant quaters are not bad

 

[wants2bnormal]

oooh palace!! sold! lol

 

[Allan G]

oooh palace!! sold! lol

But as king i dont mix with commoners

 

[Mrs Depp]

Oh Allan you're such a sweet talker! NOT!!

One thing I'm sure about though is you're the LOSER of this thread!! Yeah! I went there!!

 

[wants2bnormal]

But as king i dont mix with commoners

commoners ooooo!! well if you dont mix with commoners then fine! i shall retreat to the back row and sob :cry:

*sniffles* i am not common im special! lol

 

[Allan G]

Oh Allan you're such a sweet talker! NOT!!

One thing I'm sure about though is you're the WINNER! of this thread!! Yeah! I went there!!

Aww thanks for that Carol, you may leave the hareem and spend the night in the royal palace

 

[Mrs Depp]

commoners ooooo!! well if you dont mix with commoners then fine! i shall retreat to the back row and sob :cry:

*sniffles* i am not common im special! lol

'Course you're special Jodie!! Take no notice of HIM!!

 

[Mrs Depp]

Aww thanks for that Carol, you may leave the hareem and spend the night in the royal palace

Can I bring my boyfriend too?

 

[Allan G]

'Course you're special Jodie!! Take no notice of HIM!!

Take no notice of carol, she is always trying, and failing to knock me off my perch

 

[wants2bnormal]

'Course you're special Jodie!! Take no notice of HIM!!

*sniffs* mummy n daddy always said i was special in my own ickle way lol

 

[Allan G]

Can I bring my boyfriend too?

When did you get one of those???

 

[wants2bnormal]

Take no notice of carol, she is always trying, and failing to knock me off my perch

Puts allan in her little black book of men not to speak to lol

 

[Mrs Depp]

Take no notice of carol, she is always trying, and failing to knock me off my perch

Trying? Oh yes and winning!! How does it feel to be constantly on the floor at my little feet Allan?

When did you get one of those???

That made you sit up and take notice didn't it?

 

[Allan G]

Puts allan in her little black book of men not to speak to lol

I had a little Black book once, had to get rid of it when i met Mrs G 21 years ago

 

[Allan G]

That made you sit up and take notice didn't it?

Does that mean your not oing to be a born again virgin for much longer??? go girl go