Oh look everybody, will you just all go away and leave Becky to sit on her throne in peace??? You all know she is the Queen so why waste all your energy fighting each other when you know you're all losers? Now, if you all play nicely she has said she will think about allowing you all to live in her servants quarters and spend the remainder of your days in service to her. she promises to treat you all fairly and will not show favouritism of any kind so long as you all agree to behave yourselves in a manner acceptable to your Queen (Becky).
Sign on the dotted line
Mrs Depp
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