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i win then. THought you might like this:
TRAVEL COMPANIONS
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know",
said the stranger, "How about nuclear power?"
"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
The little girl looks directly at the stranger and asks, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power, when you don't know ****?"
TRAVEL COMPANIONS
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know",
said the stranger, "How about nuclear power?"
"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
The little girl looks directly at the stranger and asks, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power, when you don't know ****?"
arcticmonkeys
Silver Member
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Allan G
Gold Member
And here i am to grab it from you and run Maggie!
And as you know the long arm of the Law is never far away to grab hold off those who steal and run away, I WIN 
