oh so thats what i have to do then, a few JDs and wait for the knicker elastic to fall off
Lol I didn't say I was a cheap date did I? It takes more than a few takeaways to get to my 'jackpot'!
I WIN!!!
So you dont like to wined and dined then sixty nined???
Not all at the same time no.
too much of a mouthful and remember your mother said never talk with your mouth full I WIN!!!
I never talk with my mouth full!
Eww! How very dare you! :jelous::jelous::jelous:
I WIN!!!
No you dont, i do the crown is mine all mine
Did you say something?
Thought not lol!
I WIN!!!
Sorry i forgot you were hard of hearing, I AM THE WINNER!!!
Nah mate, you've mixed me up with someone else! I'm not deaf, just stubborn!
I WIN!! Haven't you got to go to bed now? You know how you old men get tetchy if you've not had enough sleep!
No i only need 6 hours sleep a night I WIN!!!
No you don't! I WIN!!
Wrong again carol, it`s me, so off you potter to bed and leave the winner in peace
Oh No you dont, i`m still awake, keeping an eye on anyone trying to nick my crown off me, i`m hte Winner!!!
Yay! outstayed you to the end. Just gimme my crown!
