Last Person To Post Wins

Mrs Depp said:
Haha Allan! I know what you're doing! You're waiting for me to go on the school run then you're gonna pounce and claim the crown!

As if you haven't done it before! :rolleyes::rolleyes::p
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:D Oh bugger foiled again, i have to nip out and fill my car up, and nip into tesco`s for some supplies for the kids:D but i will be her loitering ready to keep you from nicking whats rightfully mine :p
 
Allan G said:
:D Oh bugger foiled again, i have to nip out and fill my car up, and nip into tesco`s for some supplies for the kids:D but i will be her loitering ready to keep you from nicking whats rightfully mine :p
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Haha! You can keep what's 'rightfully' yours! I'm just after the winner's crown/tiara and sash! And the throne, septre, golden slippers, curtseying servants, and of course, the young male sex slaves! :D:D
 
Mrs Depp said:
Haha! You can keep what's 'rightfully' yours! I'm just after the winner's crown/tiara and sash! And the throne, septre, golden slippers, curtseying servants, and of course, the young male sex slaves! :D:D
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:DThe crown is mine all mine, you can keep the servants, slippers and male slaves, sash and all the other baggage, the crown and title are mine :D
 
Allan G said:
:DThe crown is mine all mine, you can keep the servants, slippers and male slaves, sash and all the other baggage, the crown and title are mine :D
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:rolleyes::rolleyes:Oh Allan, Allan, Allan......... you poor deluded man :sigh: Some people will never learn will they? lol :D:p

Ta for letting me keep all the blingy bits and the sex slaves tho!
 
Hedgemag said:
Wrong!!



Q: TWO FLIES IN A AIRING CUPBOARD. WHICH ONE'S IN THE ARMY...





A: THE ONE ON THE TANK:D

I love the daft one's
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:D ha ha, good one, i have one for you " A man says to his wife one night, i fancy changing possitions, she replies ok you do the ironing and i will lounge on the sofa and fart all night. :p
 
GnomesGnuts said:
Speaking from real life experience Allan????

how did you find the ironing?

hahahahahahhahahahahahaha:D
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:D I do all the ironing in this house, see all them years in the Army weren`t wasted, i can cook and sew as well :D I WIN!!!!! :p
 
Hedgemag said:
Too good to be true......good evening
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He is isn't he Maggie?! :rolleyes: Evening everyone, just popping in for a while, in between mopping Amy's brow. She said she "felt sick" after school didn't take her long to throw up all over the car on the way home :eek::eek::cry:

Anyway, she's still not right, so it looks like I'll be up all night again with my poor baby. :(:(
 
Allan G said:
:D Sorry but the rightful winner is back, so all you wannabees please leave now :D
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:wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry::wave_cry:

Carol leaves ........If I had a tail it would be in between my legs right now...............................:tear_drop::tear_drop::tear_drop::cry::cry::cry::cry:
 
Mrs Depp said:
No you don't :p:p Okay, so I faked leaving the thread........... whatcha gonna do, lock me up? :p:rolleyes:
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:D Typical woman faking it, thats a new one :rolleyes: like woderbras and chicken fillets :D petending thev`e got something they have`nt:D
 
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