Mrs Depp
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Hard as what?? a soggy paper bag, you will never beat me, i am the champion, the winner , the master of this thread
Give what up?
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Give what up?
Allan G
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Give what up?
My 
, it is mine all mine i tell ye all mine I will have you locked in the dungeon for treason if you try to take it from me again, you will be tortured by hunky men in leather masks 
Mrs Depp
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Are you serious?!
Bring it on!!!!! "I've got the crown, I've got the crown,
Ner-ner ner ner ner-ner!!!"
*Mrs D skips away holding HER crown and awaits the arrival of hunky men in leather masks!*
Allan G
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Are you serious?!
"I've got the crown, I've got the crown,
Ner-ner ner ner ner-ner!!!"
*Mrs D skips away holding HER crown and awaits the arrival of hunky men in leather masks!*
Oh, my mistake, i meant to say the men in white coats, they are comming to take you away in a straight jacket and put you in a padded cell, with no chance of escape
Mrs Depp
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Typical Copper! Say something and then deny it! Too late - you promised men in masks and now you've got to produce them!
As for the padded cell - you forget how agile us small people are!
Allan G
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Typical Copper! Say something and then deny it! Too late - you promised men in masks and now you've got to produce them!
As for the padded cell - you forget how agile us small people are!
i have a special cell, just for people who are only four foot and a fag butt tall, with umpalumpas as guards
Mrs Depp
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LOL LOL!
I've never heard that one before (4 foot and a fag butt) made me laugh out loud! As for umpalumpas as guards? I'm a bit taller than one of them, so I'd be able to push them out of the way no probs lol!
Allan G
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LOL LOL!
Ah but you would upset Johnny, they belong to him now he is in charge of the chocolate factory
Allan G
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Allan G
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I would go and see a doctor for some medication, dribbling is not nice, the Homer Simpson look will never catch on
Mrs Depp
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What's his is mine and what's mine is my own!
He's been complaining that they're eating too many of the sweets in the factory anyway, (one of them took home an enormous bag of marsh mallows that was supposed to be given to the local children's home!). He's been looking for ways to downsize his workforce!
Mrs Depp
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MAGGIE!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!......................
Allan G
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MAGGIE!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!......................
You work in asda Carol, have you not seen the big bars for just £1, why are they on offer when i`m on a diet
Mrs Depp
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Oh yeah I've seen them! You could always buy one and keep it until you're able to eat some, then just eat one piece (not like me - I'd have a go at the whole bar! lol)
Allan G
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Oh yeah I've seen them! You could always buy one and keep it until you're able to eat some, then just eat one piece (not like me - I'd have a go at the whole bar! lol)
My kids got the Turkish Delight and the Caramel i`m sure they do cos they know i can have it
Mrs Depp
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I used to love Turkish Delight when I was a child, can't stand it now, but love the Christmas type stuff in icing sugar. Caramel? My daughter's favourite too! I prefer either Dairy Milk or fruit and nut myself. It's funny though, I haven't actually bought any of them - such willpower eh?!
Have you tried making the CD 'Mars Bar? It's not that bad actually.
