Cheeky B*gger!!!
Who`s that then?? i hope you are not suggesting it is me, bringing my good name into disrepute, you no what will happen:whoopass::whoopass::whoopass: naughty carol will be punished
Hmmm... and how can we tell that he's off today
Well you would if you got the text i sent you at 5:30 this morning i thought you might be on the aqirport run today
I would like to sneak in and quietly take what is rightfully mine........Allan please clean your grubby mits of the crown, it makes it sparkle less when it is back with me
Who rattled your cage?? the crown is mine and if you want to suffer the same fate as maggie and Carol you will have to wait your turn 
Your good name? Hardy har har!! You're the one besmirching me matey! (look it up in the dictionary!)Hmmm... and how can we tell that he's off today
I've been called some names in my time but never naughty lol!
Assume the position while I step back a few feet to get a good run up.
Can't Mrs G keep him under control Debbie? I can imagine him when he's a hairy randy old man (he is now lol!) letching on the beach at Blackpool!
i think its the weather, we should start a poll, " Does hot weather make you Horny"?. Randy - guilty as charged, Old - Not guilty, Letch - ????
please let me know what their fate was/is and if it sounds nice I am always up for some excitement - my life can be so boring but Mrs D's always seems full of mischief and naughtiness and as for Maggie, well she is downright dirty!!!
Well it involves my hand cuffs, bady oil and a whip, so i will leave the rest to your imagination any other suggestions would be gratefully recieved, i need new ideas to keep this lot in check 
Hmmm, Yes to horny/randy (anyone know anyone who can help with that? lol) No to old (FFS I'm only 44!!) and yes to letch! All those tanned young builders/brickies!! Who could not look?!
Like Mrs G said when we first got married all them years ago, " just cos i`ve got my main course it doesn`t stop me looking at the menu 
Can't Mrs G keep him under control Debbie? I can imagine him when he's a hairy randy old man (he is now lol!) letching on the beach at Blackpool!
I have every respect for the delightful Mrs G - and my deepest sympathies hehe
Hmmm, Yes to horny/randy (anyone know anyone who can help with that? lol) No to old (FFS I'm only 44!!) and yes to letch! All those tanned young builders/brickies!! Who could not look?!
Letch.... DEFINATELY!!!!
I think he's proud of that!
i am I am, but you dont help the situation with you low cut dresses
Would you like to try and control him?!
I do too Debbie! She must have the patience of a Saint lol!
Letch.... DEFINATELY!!!!
I think he's proud of that!
