Last Person To Post Wins

[Busybee]

Hi Mags, just talking about you and then we continued with the Allan bashing. It seems the weather brings out the devil in him and he gets well horney. Us girls are shocked at his boldness...............is anyone taking him up on his offers....Mrs D, aren't you doing care in the community this week? Maybe Allan could be your project!!!!

 

[Allan G]

Hi Mags, just talking about you and then we continued with the Allan bashing. It seems the weather brings out the devil in him and he gets well horney. Us girls are shocked at his boldness...............is anyone taking him up on his offers....Mrs D, aren't you doing care in the community this week? Maybe Allan could be your project!!!!

Har Har, he laughs sarcasticly, i have just been out to the pet shop and the amount of flesh on display is crimminal, short skirts and low tops, no wonder us poor blokes get called perverts, but when its on show you cant help but look

 

[Hedgemag]

You know what they about all talk and no action !!!!

 

[Allan G]

You know what they about all talk and no action !!!!

primed and ready for action, im like a coiled spring

 

[Busybee]

most men are like coiled springs but they tend to go off very quickly normally at the foot of the stairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Allan G]

most men are like coiled springs but they tend to go off very quickly normally at the foot of the stairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like to think i can at least make it past foreplay

 

[Mrs Depp]

Hi Mags, just talking about you and then we continued with the Allan bashing. It seems the weather brings out the devil in him and he gets well horney. Us girls are shocked at his boldness...............is anyone taking him up on his offers....Mrs D, aren't you doing care in the community this week? Maybe Allan could be your project!!!!

Haha! Don't tempt me! I could do with the practise - but I'm not that desperate lol!

primed and ready for action, im like a coiled spring

No good to us women then, we want length not coiled springs!

most men are like coiled springs but they tend to go off very quickly normally at the foot of the stairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like to think i can at least make it past foreplay

You know foreplay? OMFG!! A bloke who knows FOREPLAY!!!! I'm shocked! Flabbergasted!! Suprised!!

 

[misscheeky]

evening loosers!!!!

 

[Mrs Depp]

Evening Becky

 

[Hedgemag]

Evening all

 

[Allan G]

You know foreplay? OMFG!! A bloke who knows FOREPLAY!!!! I'm shocked! Flabbergasted!! Suprised!!

ha ha, i`m sure you know blokes who are not just wham bam thank you maam merchants.

 

[Mrs Depp]

ha ha, i`m sure you know blokes who are not just wham bam thank you maam merchants.

I'm a lady so I wouldn't divulge such information - even if I did know any blokes like that! Living the celibate life has many drawbacks lol!

 

[Hedgemag]

Night all you losers of the crown

 

[Mrs Depp]

Goodnight Maggie - from Carol the Winner

 

[Allan G]

I'm a lady so I wouldn't divulge such information - even if I did know any blokes like that! Living the celibate life has many drawbacks lol!

it`s about time you went to Ann Summers and got a bunny Oh and my crown is just fine sitting on my head

 

[Mrs Depp]

it`s about time you went to Ann Summers and got a bunny Oh and your crown is just fine sitting on your head

It's about time I got more than a bunny lol! Thanks for the compliment about my crown, yes it does look nice doesn't it?

 

[Allan G]

It's about time I got more than a bunny lol! Thanks for the compliment about my crown, yes it does look nice doesn't it?

Har Har, it is mine not yours, anyway it`s well past your bedtime

 

[Mrs Depp]

Har Har, it is yours Carol, anyway it`s well past your bedtime

Yep I'm slowly starting to feel kn@ckered now, but can't resist popping back into ebay lol!

 

[misscheeky]

hello loosers of the thread

 

[Mrs Depp]

Hiya Becky All yours - for now! - Allan's lurking I think and I'm going to bed now. Why isn't there a tired smilie when I need one lol?

Night night