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'MISLETOE' - Get your lips puckered up ready for kisses!!!!


Slow but sure....
A few Mistletoe facts ready for your Christmas parties etc....

One tiny mistletoe kiss burns up 3 calories.

Therefore, the longer the kiss: the better the exercise!!!!

Kissing under the Christmas Mistletoe

Mistletoe pops up in all sorts of places at Christmas. Over doors is the most popular place, while some people carry at around with them or wear it on their headwear.

There are also myths associated with Christmas mistletoe, most notably that you should wait until twelfth night and then burn it.

If this isn't done then all the kisses will be wasted and no true romance will result.

The French have a slightly different take on festive mistletoe, they wait until for 'Au gui l'An neuf' until the 1st of January.

Mistletoe Joke

Jennifer was a pretty 18 year old girl.

In the week before Christmas she sauntered up to the curtain counter, and was trying to decide which of the many types of tinsel she would buy.

Finally, she made her choice and asked the spotty youth who was manning the fabric section. 'How much is this gold tinsel garland'.

The spotty youth pointed to the Christmas mistletoe above the counter and said, 'This week we have a special offer, just one kiss per metre'.

'Wow, that's great', said Jennifer, 'I'll take 12 metres'.

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the boy measured out the tinsel, wrapped up the garland, and gave it to Jennifer.

She then called to an old man who had been browsing through the Christmas trees and said, 'My Grandpa will settle the bill.'
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