I think my OH is a bit confused. We stopped off at Burger King last night, I didn't have anything (will shine my halo later!), and he opted for an XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger. We sat in the car and he said "stop looking at me like you're going to steal my burger!".
I took the opportunity to remind him that I'm not holding back on burger burglary because I'm dieting, but because I'm vegetarian. Numpty!