mommyB
love it
Dont want to be skinny
or built like a twig
just a little less wobbly
and not quite so big
I've tried all the diets
from south beach to soup
i've ditched the carbs
eaten all sorts of gloop
I've upped my protein
and drunk the shakes
but it all goes to pot
at the sight of some cakes
In it all goes
down into my tum
then lays as more fat
on my too curvy bum
Those magic numbers
on tape measure and scale
if they dont say loss
then i feel like a whale
but i'm going to do it
i'm not giving in
just have to beleive
that one day i'll be slim
or built like a twig
just a little less wobbly
and not quite so big
I've tried all the diets
from south beach to soup
i've ditched the carbs
eaten all sorts of gloop
I've upped my protein
and drunk the shakes
but it all goes to pot
at the sight of some cakes
In it all goes
down into my tum
then lays as more fat
on my too curvy bum
Those magic numbers
on tape measure and scale
if they dont say loss
then i feel like a whale
but i'm going to do it
i'm not giving in
just have to beleive
that one day i'll be slim