My wife....

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    My wife recently went on holiday to the West Indies.
    Jamaica?
    No, she went of her own accord.


    My wife recently went on holiday to Italy.
    Genoa?
    Of course I know her, we've been married for seven years.


    I can't remember where my wife's going on holiday this year.
    Alaska?
    No, that's okay, I'll ask her myself.


    My wife and I recently went on a romantic holiday to Wales.
    Bangor?
    You cheeky sod.


    My wife recently went to America on a plane.
    Chicago?
    No, she passenger.


    My wife's band recently went on a tour of South-East Asia.
    Singapore?
    Yeah, and the bassist was crap too.


    My wife's recently been in Turkey, teaching lessons to Germans on how to recognise well-known farm animals.
    Istanbul?
    Nein, das ist ein horse.

     
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