My wife....


The Diet Guy
My wife recently went on holiday to the West Indies.
No, she went of her own accord.

My wife recently went on holiday to Italy.
Of course I know her, we've been married for seven years.

I can't remember where my wife's going on holiday this year.
No, that's okay, I'll ask her myself.

My wife and I recently went on a romantic holiday to Wales.
You cheeky sod.

My wife recently went to America on a plane.
No, she passenger.

My wife's band recently went on a tour of South-East Asia.
Yeah, and the bassist was crap too.

My wife's recently been in Turkey, teaching lessons to Germans on how to recognise well-known farm animals.
Nein, das ist ein horse.

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S: 13st5.5lb C: 12st13lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 32.1 Loss: 0st6.5lb(3.47%)
Thanks Mike, You put a smile on my face! :) shhhh don't tell my hubby! lol