icemoose
The Diet Guy
My wife recently went on holiday to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
My wife recently went on holiday to Italy.
Genoa?
Of course I know her, we've been married for seven years.
I can't remember where my wife's going on holiday this year.
Alaska?
No, that's okay, I'll ask her myself.
My wife and I recently went on a romantic holiday to Wales.
Bangor?
You cheeky sod.
My wife recently went to America on a plane.
Chicago?
No, she passenger.
My wife's band recently went on a tour of South-East Asia.
Singapore?
Yeah, and the bassist was crap too.
My wife's recently been in Turkey, teaching lessons to Germans on how to recognise well-known farm animals.
Istanbul?
Nein, das ist ein horse.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
My wife recently went on holiday to Italy.
Genoa?
Of course I know her, we've been married for seven years.
I can't remember where my wife's going on holiday this year.
Alaska?
No, that's okay, I'll ask her myself.
My wife and I recently went on a romantic holiday to Wales.
Bangor?
You cheeky sod.
My wife recently went to America on a plane.
Chicago?
No, she passenger.
My wife's band recently went on a tour of South-East Asia.
Singapore?
Yeah, and the bassist was crap too.
My wife's recently been in Turkey, teaching lessons to Germans on how to recognise well-known farm animals.
Istanbul?
Nein, das ist ein horse.
